Bruce Willis

Animal Rights Activist Attempts to Hire A Hit Man to Kill Fur Wearers: Meredith Marie Lowell might have little regard for human life, but she sure loves her furry friends! The 28-year-old Cleveland Heights resident took to Facebook to recruit a hit man to kill anyone "preferably older than 14 years old" caught wearing fur in her neighborhood. Her post was immediately picked up by the FBI, and her plans, foiled. {Jezebel} Bruce Willis is Releasing A Women's Fragrance: 'Lovingly by Bruce Willis' is the Die Hard star's first women's fragrance, dedicated to his wife Emma Hemming-Willis. Uh, okay. The fragrance will be sold exclusively through LR sales partners on www.lrworld.com. {Yahoo Finance} Kate Upton Covers Muse Magazine, is Actually Naked: Played out Marilyn Monroe trope aside, the Sports Illustrated cover model looks pretty darn good as the, uh, muse for Muse's current issue. {Daily Mail}

]A very sad (or happy, if you don't like them) rumor has been circulating on the celebrity gossip sites today: Demi Moore and Ashton may be splitting up. And while we know not to believe everything we read on gossip blogs, this rumor is somewhat believable for a few reasons: they spent their six-year anniversary apart, and the chronic Twitter oversharers haven't been tweeting at each other. Also, on the day before their anniversary, Demi tweeted (on a Twitter handle that she is going to have to change if this rumoris true): a quote from Greek philosopher Epictetus that said, "When we are offended at any man's fault, turn to yourself & study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger." Hmm. Regardless of their veracity, these reports got us reminiscing about Demi's history: both romantic and sartorial. She's gone through several transformations since the early '80s, when she married rocker Freddie Moore and joined the cast of General Hospital. Among those transformations were some nerdy glasses, very short haircuts and an unforgettable Charlie's Angels beach moment. So, click through for a guide to Demi's style evolution during all her relationships, with an especially close look at the Ashton years and her inability to age.

Winner: ElleUK asked Garance to illustrate a limited edition cover of the magazine featuring Demi Moore. It's stunning. {Garance} Must Haves: Ann

Die Hard: Do you think Tallulah's getting ribbed about these pics over at her Bazaar gig? We're just super glad that's not our dad doing all those thi