Camel Toe

Were you thinking to yourself, gee, I really need some sort of female jockstrap-type device to protect myself from the camel toe? No? Well no matter, because entrepreneur Susan Laurie is making it her personal mission to rid women everywhere of this dreaded wardrobe malfunction with her (ingenious? crazy?) new product, SmoothGroove. According to SmoothGroove's website, "a staggering 55% of women, irrespective of age, size or weight, experience camel toe at some point." We're not exactly sure where they came up with this statistic but we'll concede camel toe is certainly not rare. Indeed Susan says it was out of "personal embarrassment" of having suffered from this "problem" that prompted her to create SmoothGroove. "My favorite white trousers [gave me camel toe.] It looked bad!" she wrote to us in an email.