Cheap Monday

If we were cars, these are the things that would fuel us. I know, #deep.

I actually bought them a couple of weeks ago while it was still very much winter, which means I really liked them.

These pantalones keep my admirers guessing whether I'm even human at all--or rather, an otherworldly being sent from a more perfect planet to grace the Earth with my razor sharp wit and flaw-free figure.

Name: Caroline Kallback Occupation: Works in video post production What would you never be caught wearing? I'm very open-minded, but nothing too nude. What was the last thing you bought? A vintage dress from Beacon's Closet.

At 12:22 today, I got a text from Natalie: "Hey, are you dead?" I ignored it and shoved my cell back in my pocket. At 1:07, she texted: "Just let us k