Dandy Diary

It was the penis seen 'round the fashion world. Just following the finale of Saturday's Dolce & Gabbana menswear show, an unidentified streaker took to the runway and, well, ran, cheering--until security escorted him and his family jewels away from the crowd whose virgin eyes had most surely never seen male genitalia prior to that sordid incident. Unidentified... until now.