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Kardashian has landed yet another magazine cover, but this one isn't bound to Break the Internet.

And Lily Allen runs around Glastonbury in watermelon hot pants for her latest music vid.

Plus, the dark side of the snakeskin trade.

Plus, everyone looked really good at Stella McCartney's resort presentation.

Don't worry. He hasn't said so long to his Smokey the Bear hat for good.

And Ralph Lauren is dressing Calvin Klein for the Met Ball.

Smile, Lily!

All the news you need to know on the first Friday of 2014.

If you needed a surefire sign that fall is finally on the way, and you live in a concrete jungle with legit zero trees that could even potentially have leaves that change color, look no further: The September issues are (almost) here! And we've got 'em all.

Um--let's file this rhinestone "leotard" (and matching pasties) under "Things Only Kate Moss Can Wear"--on the cover of Esquire UK, no less. {Esquire UK} If you think J.Crew is a little bit pricey here in America, be glad you don't live in the UK! Trendy Brits realized the retailer's prices were marked up a whopping 40% across the pond. {The Sunday Times} Katy Perry graces Elle UK's September issue cover in a super-cute Glen plaid Dolce & Gabbana getup. {Elle UK} Prada's wacky and quirky Autumn/Winter campaign film features 3-D models navigating a suspicious, 2-D domestic universe. {Wonderland Magazine}

JK! In spite of reports saying otherwise, Valentino says the ivory gown Nicole Kidman wore at Cannes yesterday was not the one Anne Hathaway ditched right before the Oscars. {US Weekly} Cannes someone call security? A $2.6 million necklace went missing from Swiss jeweler de Grisogono's 20th anniversary high jewelry collection on Tuesday, just days after $1 million-worth of jewels were reported stolen from the film fest. {WWD, Subscription required.} Gisele Bundchen was apparently asking photographers to retake some shots of her that didn't turn out so well at the launch of her new BLK DNM campaign. Family photos must be a hoot! {NY Post} Speaking of Gisele, her younger sister Gabriela also attended the launch of the BLK DNM campaign to show some sibling support. {HuffPo}