Guy Ritchie

Would you like to see David Beckham run around in his underwear dripping wet? Of course you would.

It's come to the point that Royal Wedding Mania might be a diagnosable disease. While I've been trying to remain aloof, day by day it becomes increasingly more difficult to avoid. I was finally sucked in today after the guest list was released, meaning I spent all day picking out outfits for the ten most fashionable attendees (outside the wedding party). Amongst the Golden Ticket holders (it does feel a little like Willy Wonka doesn't it?) are the Beckhams, Elton John, Mario Testino, and Joss Stone, naturally. Click through to see what we hope the Royal Wedding attendees wear, and be warned, our picks are a little (OK, a lot) non-traditional for Westminster Abbey (bare shoulders! gasp!).

Where have all the fashionably fabulous people gone? St. Tropez, that's where. Kate, Lila Grace, Leo, editors, designers. They're here on hols where I