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The thieves tried to make off with $710,000 worth of watches.

Karl Lagerfeld reveals his latest 'kollaboration,' a kollection collection of paper dolls modeled after the Kaiser himself and his Twitter famous cat, Choupette. {WWD} Because she's beautiful and smart, Kerry Washington is not only the new face of Neutrogena, but she's also been appointed in the newly created role of creative consultant. {WWD, subscription required} Newlywed designer Erin Fetherston has teamed up with Cosabella for an uber-virginal collection of bridal lingerie. {Fashion Gone Rogue} Jenna Lyons's one rule to being and dressing generally awesome? THERE ARE NO RULES. {Vogue UK}

This may be the only thing we'll ever have in common with Beyoncé: The Queen of the Universe was seen shopping at Target in Houston, Texas. {HuffPo} Are we dreaming? David Beckham's new ad for Sky Sports TV features approximately a million David Beckhams just going about their day, doing some regular stuff and being more attractive than you. {David Beckham's Facebook} Is Helen Mirren taking fashion cues from Taylor Momsen? The 67-year-old stunner wore stripper heels on the red carpet for the premiere of Red 2. {Us Weekly} Cara Delevingne's new bottom-of-foot tattoo (ouch) reminds us of the one in fellow model Tyra Banks's classic film, Life Size. You'll see why. {Instagram}

You Are Cordially Invited to Our First-Ever Conference: Find out what it takes to "make it" to the top of the fashion pile, as well as how to network and find alternative fashion careers, from the industry's top professionals at Fashionista's first conference, "How to Make It in Fashion." We are so lucky to have Zac Posen as our keynote speaker, as well as Rebecca Minkoff, Leandra Medine of fashion blog Man Repeller, and Rachel Antonoff as panelists. Sign up here! We're On Cannes Watch: We're keeping track of all the fashion that's walking the annual Cannes Film Festival red carpet. We identified 10 international style stars to watch out for and spotted some interesting things—like Julianne Moore's crazy tortured-looking feet in platform stilettos!

For those of us with the fleeting advantages of youth still on our side, trying new beauty trends is as easy as watching a YouTube tutorial and popping down to your local Sephora. But for those of us who've had the privilege of enjoying life a little longer, makeup doesn't always seem so user-friendly. We consulted two beauty professionals experienced in making up some of the world's most gorgeous women: Hollywood makeup artist Elaine Offers, who counts Helen Mirren, Julianne Moore, and Ellen Degeneres among her celebrity clients, and MAC Cosmetics senior artist Neil Young, who worked with legendary style icon Iris Apfel on her collaboration for the brand. Read on for their tips!

Issa almost went bankrupt a few years back due to Kate Middleton and a certain little blue jersey wrap dress... {Vogue UK} Get ready to simultaneously swoon and cringe: Ryan Lochte's E! reality show now has a full trailer. {E! Online} As Victoria Beckham says "Goodbye" to singing, rumors are floating around that the Spice Girls are planning to hold a reality show competition for the next Posh Spice. Obviously we're trying out. {Gossip Cop} You can count rapper and nouveau fashion icon A$AP Rocky as a gay rights activist. {Interview}

From Diane Lane, to Elle MacPherson to Jane Fonda (seriously, how does she look like that at 74?) last night's red carpet was owned by the 45+ crowd. And might we say it was a refreshing (and inspiring!) change. Click through to see our favorite looks, from some of our favorite ladies. Only one question remains: How in the world are they doing it? Is it something in the water? A Death Becomes Her elixir? Benjamin Button disease? Or just lots of money and great plastic surgery? Whatever it is, they're doing it right.

Kids Now Have Even More Designer Options for the Playground: Roger Vivier Jeune Fille, the shoe designer’s children’s line, will hit stores in March, to the tune of $312 for ballerina flats. Proceeds from sales of the line will go to charity. And if you need an outfit to go with those shoes, jet on over to Milan, where Versace’s first kids’ boutique, Young Versace, just opened. There’s a merry-go-round! {WWD, subscription required} Karlie Kloss Is PINK: The model made her debut on the Victoria's Secret fashion show runway this year. Now take a peek at her modeling the brand's colorful and bedazzled undies and sweats. {Styleite} Does J. Crew Have a New Boss?: Apparently someone shopping in the Tribeca J.Crew store overheard an employee say that Bruce Springsteen’s people had called asking to set aside a pair of Wallace & Barnes “Made in the USA” jeans in dark indigo for the denim-loving singer. Wonder if he can still fill out his jeans the way he did back in the “Born in the USA” days. {New York Daily News} Britney’s Engagement Ring Has 90 diamonds and Looks Like a Crown: Aw, pretty. Neil Lane, designer of Brit’s latest engagement ring, told People that he designed the ring with a tiara motif because Jason Trawick calls the pop princess a...princess. {People}

66-year-old Helen Mirren is already an Oscar winner and a Dame, but she has just earned herself another coveted title: Best Body of the Year. The LA Fitness health club chain polled over 2,000 people and Mirren beat out such svelte starlets and models as Jennifer Lopez, Elle 'The Body' Macpherson, Kelly Brook and Pippa Middleton for the title, the Daily News is reporting. (Don't worry Pippa got the consolation title "Rear of the Year.") When Mirren was snapped in a bikini three years ago, jaws dropped around the world (if you search Helen Mirren in Google, bikini pops up first next to her name--it's oustered Caligula). That photo undoubtedly has a lot to do with Mirren's win. She earned 17.7% of the votes while MacPherson came in second with 10.6% percent of votes.