It sounds like Jessica Alba isn't the only thing that has recently left Brad Goreski's life. The other: Bravo camera crews.

Real quote: “Helen Keller could have picked a better gown."

Some ba-na-nas news this morning: The Rachel Zoe Project has finally come to an end after five seasons, Zoe herself has confirmed.

Since The Rachel Zoe Project and It’s a Brad, Brad World are on the same night now, we decided to combine our inquisitive recaps into one. It’s like a double feature! Read our recaps below, starting with Zoe. 1. Could this be the last episode of The Rachel Zoe Project ever? 2. Didn't this same bed scene happen in another episode already? 3. Rachel's house has a dress code?

Since The Rachel Zoe Project and It’s a Brad, Brad World are on the same night now, we decided to combine our inquisitive recaps into one. It’s like a double feature! Read our recaps below, starting with Zoe. 1. Are Skyler's eyes real??? 2. Ugh, why did Rachel have to emboss her name onto that cute simple pouch? 3. So it's the vintage dealers who know what the next trends are going to be, isn't it? 4. Did Rodger totally do one of Rachel's "Ewmigod" things? 5. Do Rodger and I have the same haircut? [Ed. note: Yes.]

Since The Rachel Zoe Project and It’s a Brad, Brad World are on the same night now, we decided to combine our inquisitive recaps in to one. It’s like a double feature! Read our recaps below, starting with Zoe. 1. Did anyone else think of this when Rachel said she couldn't be wearing more clothes? 2. Rachel just had to compare Barack Obama to Karl Lagerfeld, didn't she? It is super nice that he/the White House sent letters to everyone who worked on Runway to Win, though. 3. Is it just me or has Rodger been on the show a lot more than previous seasons and has zero of that air time involved doing any sort of work?

Apparently ratings are at an all-time low.

Since The Rachel Zoe Project and It’s a Brad, Brad World are on the same night now, we decided to combine our inquisitive recaps in to one. It’s like a double feature! Read our recaps below, starting with Zoe. 1. Why does Rachel need to "document everything" when she's literally being documented all the time for a television show? 2. So Rodger is aware that he looks like a Colombian drug dealer? 3. How scary is it that Rachel probably isn't even exaggerating when she says she has 600 coats (despite living somewhere where coats are pretty much unnecessary)?

Since The Rachel Zoe Project and It’s a Brad, Brad World are on the same night now, we decided to combine our inquisitive recaps in to one. It’s like a double feature! Read our recaps below, starting with Zoe. 1. Since when is Rachel so much more low-maintenance than Rodger? She's really just going to "throw on a dress and a turban" after Rodger spent forever agonizing over his polo outfit? 2. Why is Nacho the Polo Player Skyler's "uncle?" 3. Doesn't it seem like Rachel would have worn something more similar as Rodger and Sky Sky? Everyone at that polo match is wearing pastels and khakis. She looks like the wicked witch of the Berman family.

Since The Rachel Zoe Project and It’s a Brad, Brad World are on the same night now, we decided to combine our inquisitive recaps in to one. It’s like a double feature! Read our recaps below, starting with Zoe. 1. Didn't Rachel have like 12 suitcases when they went to Paris last time? Is Rodger really surprised? 2. Is it a rule that you have to kiss designers after every sentence? 3. Wait. How are we hearing clapping, but not the actual music that was used in the show??

Since The Rachel Zoe Project and It’s a Brad, Brad World are on the same night now, we decided to combine our inquisitive recaps in to one. It’s like a double feature! Read our recaps below, starting with Zoe. 1. Do designers really trust the people who come backstage at their shows and say they loved the collection? What are they going to do, tell the designer to her face that they hated it? 2. Who are all these new people at the Rachel Zoe HQ??? I don't like not knowing them. And what happened to the random attractive guy from episode one? 3. Is Rachel seriously trying to rock an editor's cape while carrying a baby?

Since The Rachel Zoe Project and It's a Brad, Brad World are on the same night now, we decided to combine our inquisitive recaps in to one. It's like a double feature! Read our recaps below, starting with Brad. 1. How cute are Thomas and Hannah? Can we be friends? 2. Doesn't Kate Spade look like the most fun brand to style ever? All those cute colors! 3. Is that Minka Kelly's real voice?

Seriously, guys, is the line in the shitter or what?

Remember those rumors back in August that Rachel Zoe's clothing line was in trouble? Well, turns out there was some truth to them--and it looks like that'll be a major plotline on the upcoming season of The Rachel Zoe Project.

Looks like there will be more Rach, Rodge, and baby Skye in your life after all. Stylist and designer Rachel Zoe spoke today at the Lucky FABB confer

The word is still out on whether Rachel Zoe will return to Bravo for another season of The Rachel Zoe Project, but her former assistant, stylist Bra

Brad Goreski's memoir Born to be Brad hit shelves yesterday (he's doing a signing at 5pm tonight at the FIT Barnes & Noble) and you're not alone in thinking there's no way Brad is old enough to be writing his memoir. We thought the same thing until we read it--and as it turns out, Brad has lived a pretty full life--perhaps even two of them. And as of today, that life is literally an open book--and a pretty juicy one at that. From his difficulties growing up gay in a small Canadian town, to a period of excessive partying, to being a 24-year-old Vogue intern, to becoming the assistant to a huge celebrity stylist and a reality TV star in one felll swoop, to how that job came to an end, he doesn't really leave anything out. And he clears up a lot of those rumors. We learned so much about the celebrity stylist-slash-reality television star that we almost didn't know what to ask him the other day when we chatted on the phone. Of course, we managed to find some good stuff to talk about. Click through for the 10 most interesting things we learned about the It's a Brad, Brad World star from his shiny new book, followed by a Q+A in which he discusses making it in the industry, still feeling like an outsider, his backup dancer ambitions and how his boyfriend Gary is amazing--not that we didn't already know that.

1. Why did Brad hire an assistant with no apparent styling experience or abilities? 2. Does Brad seem more mature and professional in this episode t

1. Does Brad's office look fairly identical to Rachel's? 2. Why is such a significant portion of the episode dedicated to dog training? Brad really needs some styling jobs. 3. Does Shay Mitchell look like a tanner, girlier Shailene Woodley? 4. Is it not universally known that if you wear L.A.M.B., you are going to end up on a worst dressed list?

1. Can I please be transported to Italy in that weather right now? 2. I get that it can be harder to tell whether someone is gay or straight in Europe but why would a straight man be in a one bed hotel room with Brad Goreski? 3. What's a meesh mosh? 4. Is Brad posing while twitpicing at the Neil Barrett show? We do not look that together while tweeting at fashion shows.

1. Did Lindsay need Brad to tell her that she's wearing a bright color with a neutral? Didn't she probably know what colors she was wearing? 2. Doesn't Cleo kind of seem like a better and harder-working and more professional assistant than Brad's actual assistant? 3. Is Andrea Olivieri wearing a gown at this photo shoot? 4. How is a look going to be "aspirational and approachable?" And how is an open cardigan with nothing underneath something that people would actually wear? Just wondering.

1. By mentioning that from time to time he and Demi Moore (Rachel's client?) work together, did Brad just reveal the whole reason Rachel is no longer speaking to him? 2. Is this driving disaster what would happen if we ever tried to leave New York and move somewhere that requires driving? That does not look fun. 3. Is Ashton playing down his fashion savvy at this Fashism promo thing? You know he's totally into his look. 4. Did you know nutria rat fur actually is eco-friendly (at least for a fur)?

1. Do all of Brad's confessional interview things have to end in a quippy one-liner? 2. Since Rachel always has to have an assistant with a big personality, does Brad have to have an assistant with a small personality? 3. Can Brad do lots of men's styling all season? I think handsome male models and editors are what is missing from all other fashion reality shows. 4. Did he just say he wants people stiffing around him?

Can you believe this is all still going on? While Brad has publicly made his feelings about Rachel known numerous times in recent weeks while promoting his new Bravo show, It's a Brad Brad World--he feels he handled his departure "with grace," doesn't feel there was any wrongdoing on his part, he didn't get a thank you after he sent baby Zoe an Hermes gift--it's been a while since Rachel's weighed in. But, she sort of broke her silence Wednesday and made a bit of a dig at her former assistant, albeit in a rather passive way. She took to Twitter, where any celebrity worth their salt goes to air their grievances these days, and retweeted the following: I am sure @mrbradgoreski show will fail but @rzrachelzoe will continue to be a star in business and personal life. Ouch.