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Gucci is launching Made to Measure, a new men's fragrance with James Franco as the decidedly not-unattractive face. {WWD, subscription required} Neon-tressed model Chloe Nørgaard divulges the one hair color to which she'll never, ever commit. {WWD} A lot of Nicholas Kirkwood's livelihood seems to revolve around... go-karting in Spain? Allow him to explain. {Elle} The Church of Scientology just found a brand new celeb recruit in model Jessica White. {NY Post}

'Tis the season for sexy calendars--and Maybelline's 2013 edition (what, you didn't know there was one?) is no exception.

We caught up with model Jessica White, who's launching a singing career. Just don't tell her she sounds like Beyoncé.

Kim Kardashian tweeted a photo of herself in a white dress by Pucci, that some say resembles a bridal gown. OMG!! Does this mean Kimye are going to ma

In what we can only assume was a horrible mix-up, Prabal Gurung was reported dead via Google Alert earlier this week. Thankfully, he's okay. {The Cut} And you thought your family had issues: in another crazy mother-daughter plastic surgery story out of the UK, this mom's upset because her 14-year-old doesn't want breast implants. {HuffPo} Emma Stone will cover the August issue of Vogue UK, which for those of you keeping track (like us!) brings her summer Vogue covers count to three. {Catwalk Queen} Katie Holmes's divorce from Tom Cruise seems like all anyone can talk about these days. Here are some quotes from Joey Potter that would apply to Broken Holmes-gate. {Refinery29}

Victoria Beckham Joins Facebook: To celebrate her 38th anniversaire, Poshypoo joined Facebook, ate a (presumably) low-cal fruit platter, and then proceeded to post about it on said FB account. Now David can finally tag his WAG in that lovely balls pic! {Facebook, NY Mag} Jessica White is a Poet, OK? The model, who has been hard at work lately on her upcoming debut album, wants us to know that, first and foremost, she's "a poet." And when she's modeling, she's a "silent artist." And when she's writing, she's "a bat." And when her Ryan Leslie-produced record drops, people are "gonna get a big huge handful of how creative [she] really [is]." We can only hope that Ms. White's album contains even more creative metaphors. {NY Mag} Heidi Klum Strips Down for Allure: The freshly-single fräulein took it all off for Allure's May issue. In her cover story, Heidi reveals how she and her brood have been affected by her divorce drama with Seal and the reason she never did runway (except for Victoria's Secret, obv.) Apparently, even fellow Project Runway judge Michael Kors once rejected her at a casting, saying "Thanks, but no thanks." And her gay friends taught her everything she knows about giving blow jobs. Awkward turtle. {Fashion Etc, Jezebel}

The Tribeca Film Festival kicked off last night in New York and it brought out a pretty chic red carpet. The party was held at the State Supreme Court

It’s that lovely time of the year again when a boatload (literally) of assorted well-heeled celebs, models, designers and scenesters get together to

Full-Figured Fashion Week Returns in Force: The three-day event kicked off it's third year by completely selling out and leaving women scrambling for tickets. Beginning July 16, the shows highlight items for women over a size 12. So far, over 1,000 women are expected to attend the finale. {NY Daily News} Wanna model? There's an App For That: Modeling agency Factor Models has just launched the first ever app that allows models to be discovered, meaning aspiring models can download the free app onto their iPhone or iPad and submit themselves with just a few screen taps. {Factor Women} W Has Another New Hire: Stylist Lori Goldstein has found a permanent home in W's expanding fashion department. She will be the glossy's new style editor at large and will work alongside new fashion and style director and Vogue alum Edward Enninful. {WWD}

While people keep asking Lorenzo Martone about his impending nuptials with Marc, we were more interested to read about his new business venture in thi