Jessie J

As told in GIF and #blessed emojis.

Screw "tousled" waves.

...or lowlights. You be the judge.

If this doesn't make notoriously scowl-y Victoria Beckham smile, we really don't know what will. At last night's Glamour UK Women of the Year Awards, Beckham was named woman, not of the year, but of the whole decade--precisely ten times better than anyone else's award that night. And she used the opportunity to give a little Spice Girls throwback. Read on to see who else got honors, and check out the red carpet.

Is Rihanna too sexy to front Nivea campaigns? New CEO Stefan Heidenreich seems to think so, telling a German newspaper she is a "no go" (whatever that means). {HuffPo} Gisele has still not confirmed her pregnancy, which is obviously her prerogative, but it really leaves the door open for everyone to make "food baby" jokes. {The Cut} Rumor has it Lindsay Lohan has nabbed her next gig - a Lady Gaga video for a forthcoming single from her new album ARTPOP. {NYPost}