Jonathan Newhouse

Gisele Bündchen shows off her impossible post-pregnancy body under the guise of modeling her new lingerie line. {Fashion Gone Rogue} Kate Upton is rumored to be dating Dancing With the Stars pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy. Who do you think will win in their inevitable Dougie dance-off? {Us Weekly} Brainy beauty Coco Rocha wrote an article for PC Mag about the power of moving images and introduced some fascinating alternatives to the GIF. {PC Mag} The ever-charitable Karl Lagerfeld says he makes sunglasses to help "balance ugly faces." {Refinery29}

Carine Roitfeld's new fashion glossy CR is set to launch this September, and the fashion industry is pretty excited to see what she'll dish up. Well, everyone except Condé Nast, that is, if a report in Page Six is to be believed. According to the gossip column, Condé's chairman Jonathan Newhouse has sent correspondence to photographers and editors "ordering" them not to work with Carine. Apparently he sent word to Mario Testino, Craig McDean, David Sims and the Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott team to "remind" them that they have exclusive agreements to shoot for Condé mags only. We had already heard that Testino wouldn't be a part of the mag, but it sounds like Condé may be concerned that its other marquee names may de-camp over to Carine, who obviously has many friend in the industry. Page Six's source also told the paper that even those not under contractual obligation have been "discouraged" from working with Carine.

Katy Perry Makes a Funny at PFW: When asked about the revealing mini dress the Smurfette-tressed pop star donned recently in Paris, she replied, "It’s either Vegas hooker or Balmain." And upon meeting Conde Nast chairman Jonathan Newhouse, Katy blurted out, "Newhouse-- much better than old house!" Maybe the windows weren't cracked quite enough during all those blue hair dying sessions, but we can't say we mind the entertainment. {NY Mag} Mila Kunis Shoots for Dior: Mila's on a boat--or should we say, un bateau. The gorg actress and latest face of Dior was spotted looking tres chic as she shot a new campaign for the Parisian fashion house on La Seine. {Telegraph} Alexa Chung Will Host Scottish Fashion Awards: Great Britain's greatest Brit (fashion wise, anyway) is set to bring her quirky-cool brand of humor to the 7th annual Scottish Fashion Awards, in association with InStyle, this June. The awards celebrate the best of Scotch talent, and past honorees have included Christopher Kane, Holly Fulton, and Jonathan Saunders. Here's hoping the program allows for multiple wardrobe changes for Alexa, a la Anne Hathaway at last year's Oscars. {InStyle}