Justin Bobby

It was New Year's Eve, 2012--my first-ever as a full-fledged Brooklynite--and there was no way in hale I was about to spend the most telling, influential, and predictive night of the year bundled up in a puffer jacket and thermals in Times Square.

Ill-advised tattoos are a Young Hollywood tradition, and nowhere are they more plentiful than on the men of The Hills. For six seasons we've watched Lauren, Kristin and Audrina pine for dudes whose favorite outfits consist of board shorts and ink––not all of it pretty. On Tuesday, after the series finale on MTV, Brody, Justin Bobby and the rest will motorcycle off into the sunset. But these gentlemen have been permanently etched in the pop culture consciousness. They've marked up their abs and shoulders, and even convinced their lady friends to do the same. So which one committed the worst sins of the flesh?

10. So did Lauren just like text Lisa Love to say she's quitting? 9. Audrina wears dresses? Phillip Lim ones? 8. What the hell is a "computer class"?