Meanwhile, you're more likely to get treated nicely in an upscale store wearing sweatpants than a more put-together look.

Lydia Fox pirouettes in leather and flannel for Hedi Slimane's first film for Saint Laurent {Dazed Digital} "Dress up, London!" Net-a-Porter founder and British Fashion Council chairman Natalie Massenet wrote an open letter to London on the London Evening Standard to "give [the city] the boldest and brightest fashion face" by putting their best fashion face forward at the upcoming London Fashion Week. {Elle UK} Tired of seeing pastels for spring? Pantone's palette of Spring 2014's top colors strikes a good balance between bright colors and soft neutrals. {WWD} Fashion week is all about social media. Designers' Tumblrs and Instagram and Twitter accounts are increasingly becoming the key to the success of their shows. {WWD}

Robert Pattinson's Dior ads won't officially hit until September, but thanks to some sneaky Instagram shots, you can get an early preview. And we like what we see. Yum. {BuzzFeed} Tyra Banks has set her smize on a new obsession: Bacon! No Beggin' Strips for this supe... {US Weekly} Will the fashion world ever get tired of Karlie Kloss? (Unlikely!) Check out her latest ad for Jean Paul Gaultier. {Design Scene}

JK! In spite of reports saying otherwise, Valentino says the ivory gown Nicole Kidman wore at Cannes yesterday was not the one Anne Hathaway ditched right before the Oscars. {US Weekly} Cannes someone call security? A $2.6 million necklace went missing from Swiss jeweler de Grisogono's 20th anniversary high jewelry collection on Tuesday, just days after $1 million-worth of jewels were reported stolen from the film fest. {WWD, Subscription required.} Gisele Bundchen was apparently asking photographers to retake some shots of her that didn't turn out so well at the launch of her new BLK DNM campaign. Family photos must be a hoot! {NY Post} Speaking of Gisele, her younger sister Gabriela also attended the launch of the BLK DNM campaign to show some sibling support. {HuffPo}

If Cannes has the most glamorous red carpet of the year, then the AmFar Gala, held annually during the film festival, is the ultra-ultra glam cherry

Galliano's not going. See who is.

1. Why are the designers always 'walking up' to meet Carolyn somewhere? Can't they afford a car service--or at least public transportation? 2. Is it bad that I didn't remember Anthony Ryan's "infamous" bird seed dress? 3. What neighborhood is Emilio from where people are often burgled by fat white men coming through chimneys?

This week's best-dressed list is very...well...blond.

Kylie Minogue entrusted Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana (for the third time) to create show-stopping numbers for her "Les Folies" tour. It kicks off today in Milan and follows the release of her latest album, Aphrodite. The entire wardrobe was built around a golden corset that the Australian pop icon will actually be able to move in as she performs her clubby songs. Each garment is a reinterpretation of one of Dolce & Gabbana's most iconic pieces. The result is an array of frothy and flashy pieces that Aphrodite herself would undoubtedly approve. Watch Minogue test drive the costumes with the designers and click through to see the singer pose in a few of the final products.

PARIS--In general, I'm a pretty impatient person. Which means if I roll up to a party and there's a massive queue, I typically just walk away. But I really wanted to attend last night's Roberto Cavalli 40th anniversary celebration at École Nationale Supérieure des Beaux-Arts. Probably because it's the first day of Paris Fashion Week and I still have the energy to do more than write. Also, Cavalli knows how to throw a proper party. I knew it would be good. At least the food would be good. So around 10pm, I left my hotel and headed over. As I walked up to the gate, I instantly knew that arriving an hour and a half after start time was a bad idea. Yet I was able to easily weasel my way to the velvet rope. They weren't allowing anyone in at that moment, but I assumed it would be soon enough.

Accessories designer Aleksandra Olenska’s CV makes our heads spin. The London based stylist trained under the legendary Camille Bidault Waddington, an