Lord of the Rings

Those eyes! That hair! Alexa Chung looks like a gorgeous porcelain doll in a sneak peek of her new L'Oreal hair campaign. {Grazia} Speaking of eyes, here are some “eye bags” you’ll actually want – illustrators Craig & Karl covered MCM summer bags with quirky doodles. {Refinery29} A demure-looking Gisele gets a foot bath in this behind-the-scenes video of her Vogue Italia June cover shoot - maybe she had to wash off all that sweat from her Vogue Brazil cover? {YouTube} Kim Kardashian's "garden chic" baby shower may have had more flower crowns than Coachella. {Grazia}

Don't expect Prada prices to drop anytime soon. Miuccia Prada explains to Women's Wear Daily why her covetable designs cost so darn much. {WWD, Subscription required} MTV Movie Awards host Rebel Wilson let both of her left nipples say hello onstage last night. {US Weekly} How does Allison Williams wash her face every day? With cleanser and "a piece of sterile gauze." Of course. {Who What Wear}

I went through a rogue piercing phase around age 18: Nose, lip, navel, other things... And while I still fantasize on the daily about actually going through with a septum piercing, I've seen too many keloid horror stories on LiveJournal (don't judge) to bring myself to get my ear cartilage done. Well... now I don't have to!

Finally, handbags from the Olsen sisters that we can afford. The duo is releasing a full handbag line under their Elizabeth and James label. {HuffPo} The Dolce and Gabbana tax evasion trial is heating up in Milan, but there's a good chance the designers themselves won't be asked to take the stand. {WWD, subscription required} What retirement? David Beckham just signed a five-month contract to play for Paris St. Germain, and because he's the most perfect man on earth, will donate his entire salary to needy children. {US Weekly}

Marc Jacobs recently let slip that he'd been cast in a movie. According to Style.com, the designer said, "The [movie is] filming next week and I’m excited. I get to play a character that’s not myself at all.” While we're beyond excited to find out what Jacobs' will be playing, we can't help but fantasize about all the movies Jacobs could have been cast in, now that he's an actor and all. Here we take the chance to re-imagine some of our favorite classics, with Marc as the leading man.