Lorraine Schwartz

How did she get her body to do that?!

For the world premiere of ARTPOP in Berlin, Lady Gaga has so far donned a furry chicken/moldy cheese mask, bared her unicorn-tattooed thigh, dressed like a sexy Salvador Dali (mustache included), and gone barefoot in a fluffy ghost-like sheath earlier this morning. We ask ourselves, how much Gaga is too much Gaga? {Daily Mail} Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen just bought an apartment in One Madison Park for a cool $14 million. It's on the 47th floor, so you'll need a NASA-issued telescope if they're hoping to catch a glimpse of the genetically gifted fam. (Not that we condone that...) {Page Six} Prince George's official christening photos have been released and there are quite a lot of fancy hats involved. {CBS}

Ever-increasing pre-awards show coverage requires actresses to pose for such ridiculous props as E!'s GlamCam 360 and the newer Mani-Cam. But while celebs are more than willing to show off their dresses and nail art, the only red carpet attendees bragging about how much bling they're wearing—you know, in dollar figures—tend to be Kelly Osbourne and Giuliana Rancic. Last night at the Golden Globes, Osbourne's earrings from Jacob the Jeweler were like, $3 million, and came with body guards.