And U.S. shoppers weren't very interested in buying Almay this summer.

And Johnny Depp covers Interview.

Sorry to bandwagon, but look at those locks.

How many fashion editors does it take to get out of an elevator at Oscar de la Renta?

In case you were too busy shopping or stuffing yourself with turkey, here’s a look back at the week’s biggest fashion stories.

Cara Delevingne gets dolled up for i-D and find out what it would be like to have Karl Lagerfeld as your professor. Read on for your Wednesday round-up on the latest fashion news.

We can't say we didn't see this coming, but that doesn't make it any less sad.

Karl Lagerfeld reveals his latest 'kollaboration,' a kollection collection of paper dolls modeled after the Kaiser himself and his Twitter famous cat, Choupette. {WWD} Because she's beautiful and smart, Kerry Washington is not only the new face of Neutrogena, but she's also been appointed in the newly created role of creative consultant. {WWD, subscription required} Newlywed designer Erin Fetherston has teamed up with Cosabella for an uber-virginal collection of bridal lingerie. {Fashion Gone Rogue} Jenna Lyons's one rule to being and dressing generally awesome? THERE ARE NO RULES. {Vogue UK}

Rumors have been circulating for a while that Victoria's Secret was cutting ties with one of its most famous Angels, Miranda Kerr. As recently as last month, reports surfaced that she'd been dropped from the upcoming Victoria's Secret Fashion Show for being "difficult." Well, at last night's launch of Stuart Weitzman's line of 50/50 boots for Gilt, the Australian supermodel confirmed that she won't make this year's runway--but definitely not because she wasn't asked.

Small Shoes to Fill: The royal baby has arrived! We wonder if Prince George will take future style inspiration from our compilation of these royal baby fashions through the ages. Middleton Mania Over Jenny Packham: The Duchess of Cambridge chose a beautiful (baby) blue Jenny Packham dress to present her son to world--which, unsurprisingly, crashed the designer's website. Could it be a nod to Princess Diana's choice when she left the hospital with William back in 1982? Post-Baby Beauty Advice: Kate Middleton might be royalty, but she's still only human--and that means dealing with hair loss, acne, and saggy... well, you know. Here's a guide to help her cope. Lady Gaga's Spreads Her V: Is Gaga's birthday suit her most daring outfit yet? The star bares all for the cover of an upcoming issue of V magazine. She was born that way.

Ever wonder what goes on behind closed doors in the genetically-blessed marriage between Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom? Well, Kerr sat down with Into the Gloss to chat about her beauty routine, and skincare line Kora, and she let it slip that Bloom has an...interesting fetish.

Yesterday, the internet blew up with rumors that Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom were splitting. Today, the supermodel reveals that, actually, her mar

Victoria's Secret has definitely got a monopoly on the sexy market (which exists!), a fact that was made even more clear at last night's Very Sexy for Spring 2012 show. "Hosted" by Angels Erin Heatherton and Miranda Kerr, the hour-long talk show-esque event, which was streamed live online, also included appearances from other Victoria's Secret insiders who are experts on sexy (the noun). The web broadcast marked Victoria's Secret's further foray into being a lifestyle brand for all those aspiring Angels out there--lingerie was barely mentioned throughout the night. Here's what we learned (hint: Erin Heatherton loves HGTV almost as much as we do, and the Angel moms do NOT have play dates).

FDA Says Most Lipsticks Contain Lead: Just when you thought it was safe to add some pigment to your pout! The U.S. Food and Drug Administration conducted a study for the Campaign for Safe Cosmetics, and found that of 400 lipsticks they tested, the majority contained low levels of lead. L'Oreal's "Color Sensational" Pink Petal lipstick had the most lead, containing 7.19 parts per million. Compare that with children's products sold in the U.S., which are not allowed to have more that 100 parts per million. But don't get too worried-- the FDA says the levels are so miniscule, there's really nothing to worry about. (HuffPost) Orlando Bloom Says Wife Miranda Kerr Makes Being Beautiful "Look Easy": He might not be spending Valentine's day with his supermodel spouse, but Orlando Bloom had no shortage of nice words for his wife Miranda Kerr. The actor told the folks at Australia's Kyle and Jackie O radio show that he is in awe of how quickly Kerr shed those post-baby pounds: "To have just had a baby and then got back up on to do that. I don't think it's easy for those girls. They make it look easy, but you know, it's a lot of work to look good." (Vogue UK) Huffpost Style Compares NYFW to Your High School Cafeteria:...and they might have a point. From seating politics, to an arbitrarily determined social hierarchy, Fashion Week is kind of like a chic flashback to our high school days. (HuffPost)

Britney's Back, Bitches (At the Fragrance Counter): Brit Brit has a new perfume launching this August called Cosmic Radiance, and it's inspired by her latest album, Femme Fatale. The notes are citrus, amber, vanilla, and sandalwood. The bottle is bedazzled with black and white gems. {PeopleStyleWatch} MIranda Kerr Named her Baby After an Ex-Boyfriend: Orlando Bloom must be the most secure man ever, because his son’s second name (of five--the full name is Flynn Christopher Blanchard Copeland Bloom) is a tribute to Kerr’s former high school boyfriend who died in a car wreck. Creepy, yet sweet. {HuffPo} Wanna Get Lucky? Lucky Magazine Is Hosting a Contest for Aspiring Writers: Lucky mag is searching for a lifestyle contributor, and wants you to step up. The grand prize winner gets $10,000 and may get published in the magazine. Think you have what it takes? You have to get through a series of challenges first. Go to luckylifeeditor.com for details. {WWD} The Middleton Sisters Are an Inspiration on Pro-Anorexia Sites: We’ve all noticed that Kate Middleton lost weight since she got married, and now those that frequent pro-anorexia websites have noticed, too. She and Pippa are popping up as “thinspiration” for people suffering from anorexia and bulimia. Eating disorder pros are concerned because the sisters are such “role models.” {Today}

Courtney Love Pays $430k For Dissing Designer: Courtney Love will be paying dearly for ranting on Twitter about Dawn Simorangkir (aka the “Boudoir Queen”), who accused Courtney of ruining her business as a result. Courtney’ll be making payments through 2014. Courtney’s lawyer “doesn’t think she’s using Twitter” anymore. Smart. {The Hollywood Reporter} Riccardo Tisci Collaborates With Visionaire On Its 60th Issue: Tisci curates the entire issue, which features a never-before-seen Robert Mapplethorpe photo, Carine Roitfeld shot by Karl Lagerfeld, and something with Helmut Lang, though Tisci didn’t say what. The theme is religion, and if fashion is your religion, this will be an issue not to miss. It will be out in June for a mere $425. {Style.com}

As Japanese basics purveyor Uniqlo has expanded into markets beyond Asia, it's made a concerted effort to take things to a higher level, at least when it comes to design. The brand's first big campaign here in the US included scenesters like Chloe Sevigny and Kim Gordon. Uniqlo quickly became the poor man's APC, or the cool guy's Gap, however you want to look at it. But that was in 2007, before the recession hit. Now, being cool isn't as important as being beloved by the masses. Uniqlo's taking a cue from competitor Gap, releasing a "Made For All" campaign starring international celebrities Charlize Theron and Orlando Bloom. The campaign makes sense. Uniqlo's mission is to provide well-made, good-looking clothes to everyone. But are Charlize and Orlando the right ambassadors? We're not so sure. When we think of innate style, they're not the first celebs that come to our minds.

Love in Full Bloom: Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom, also known as the most beautiful couple ever, are tying the knot. {Vogue UK} Disappear Here: Acclaimed photog Douglas Friedman visited the Swiss town of La Côte-aux-Fées to photograph (quite beautifully) watchmaker Piaget's 136-year-old facility. Douglas enlisted his friend, Bret Easton Ellis, to compliment the photographs with a beautiful short story about time. {NOWNESS} Tim Tells All: According to his new book, "Gunn's Golden Rules," Tim Gunn has witnessed Anna Wintour being carried down a flight of stairs by bodyguards, as well as Andre Leon Talley being fed grapes and cubes of cheese, one by one. Vogue denied both stories. Who knew Gunn was so brave? {Huffington Post}

Spot the Angel: Miranda Kerr walked Balenciaga yesterday, looking tres Parisian runway appropriate and less like Orlando's paparazzi-fodder lady frien