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What is it with Vogue and legs? The magazine just can't stop chopping them off. The latest lady who seems to have gotten the amputation treatment is Vogue US August cover girl Carrie Mathison Claire Danes.

The multi, multi-talented Karl Lagerfeld used acid and fire to etch portraits into giant glass panels for his latest art exhibit in Switzerland. He would. {WWD} Startling and unsettling statistics: Jezebel's extensive research shows that New York's runways were less racially diverse than previous seasons, and a number of brands had no models of color at all. {Jezebel} Greetings, Earthlings! Was Sarah Jessica Parker the victim of an alien-esque Photoshop fail on her March cover of Harper's Bazaar China? {HuffPo} They found love... Sports Illustrated model and Adam Levine ex Anne Vyalitsyna has apparently moved on to dating DJ and Rihanna collaborator Calvin Harris. {US Weekly}

Emma Stone goes topless on the February cover of W Magazine, shot by Juergen Teller. {Styleite} We're not in Victoria's Secret anymore. Lifetime's new show Double Divas constructs a bra for the largest breasts in the world...literally. {HuffPo} Amid all the hype over the Golden Globes, you'll never guess what nominated starlet still doesn't have a dress to wear! {US Weekly} GQ's "Hottest Woman of the 21st Century," an upcoming performance at the Super Bowl, and now the newest face of H&M? Rumors have spread that Beyonce might be the next campaign star for the affordable Swedish retailer. {SheFinds}

Usually it's models' bodies that get the photoshop treatment, but as this recent American Apparel flub proves, not even animal's bodies are safe from overzealous retouchers. Maybe the retoucher was just a big Godfather fan.