And Gisele gets a high-low Australian 'Vogue' cover.

Plus: KITTENS.

Plus, Elle Fanning has a very pretty magazine cover this month.

And Ralph Lauren is dressing Calvin Klein for the Met Ball.

Talley has dubbed Kim Kardashian an "enchanting angel."

This hump day just got a little sweeter with news that Pippa Middleton is reportedly engaged (for real, this time)! Find out what other buzzy fashion news today holds.

Kate Moss goes black and white on one of bi-annual glossy Zoo's four fall-winter covers, with Kristen McMenamy, Jamie Bochert, and Charlotte Gainsbourg nabbing the others. {Fashion Gone Rogue} Mossy's also snagged i-D's winter cover--in the form of a cute, winking (obv) outtake from a 1995 Calvin Klein campaign. {Grazia} Alexa Chung and the cutest pigtails ever cover Nylon's October issue. {Nylon}

Kerry Washington exposes what's in Olivia Pope's Prada purse for Glamour's October issue cover story. {Glamour} OMG YOU GUYS KIM KARDASHIAN IS BLONDE. OMG. {E!} Robert Pattinson's Dior Homme ad is here and it's HOT. Hand us a towel, will ya? {HuffPo} Former teen model Jennifer Sky shares how her experiences in the industry as an adolescent gave her PTSD. {The Cut}

Doutzen Kroes strikes an, erm, rather awkward pose on the September issue cover of Vogue (Voue?) Netherlands. {The Front Row View} Last laugh time: A sales assistant at Swiss luxury boutique Trois Pommes refused to show Oprah a $38K handbag because she thought it was "too expensive" for her. {Bossip} From magazines to... shoes? InStyle is collaborating with Nine West on a capsule collection of shoes for the fall. {WWD} Pippa Middleton apparently owes her perfect ass to underwear brand Beautiful Bottoms. Why it's taken more than two years to find out, we may never know. {Grazia}

Pippa Middleton wore a gorgeous floral and lace Tabitha Webb dress for the Queen's Coronation Festival. {Fashionista Inbox}* You'd never guess these celebrities modeled for Abercrombie & Fitch! Wait--chiseled jaws, blue eyes, and abs for days? Maybe you would have guessed. {HuffPo} Katy Perry revealed she's a lifelong Freddie Mercury fan, naming her next fragrance "Killer Queen" after Queen's hit song. {WWD} Aww! New fam Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, and North "Nori" West nap together. Wonder if they wear matching Givenchy pajama sets? {US Weekly}

Condé Nast welcomes a royal into its family. Kate Middleton's 29-year-old sister, Pippa, is Vanity Fair's newest contributing editor. {NY Post} Alexander Wang's faceless model campaign for Balenciaga continues. {Grazia} One Direction has unveiled a fragrance called "Our Moment," which comes in vaguely fan art-looking packaging and a pink bottle. The scent is that of pink grapefruit, wild berries, and red currants--not like it matters very much what it smells like, anyway. {WWD} No Chanel exclusive for 'jersey': The UK Intellectual Property Office has denied the iconic French house the trademark for the word 'jersey,' which has been the name of one of the brand's fragrance lines from 2011. {HuffPo}

Miley Cyrus has just been crowned #1 on Maxim's Hot 100 list and to celebrate, she took off her top and flashed her bum. Again. {Style Caster} Chris McMillan, Jennifer Aniston's long-time hair stylist, admitted he was stoned when he gave her the famous "Rachel" cut. No word on what her condition was at the time. {WWD, subscription required} Gwyneth Paltrow (aka "People's Most Beautiful Woman) asked Miranda Kerr at the Met Ball if it was "weird to be that pretty." {InStyle UK} Makeup artist Peter Philips explains the graphic two-toned eye liner he gave the models at yesterday's Chanel cruise show. (Don't fight it anymore--blue eye makeup is a thing.) {Style.com}

Beyonce posted a handwritten note on Facebook announcing her support for marriage equality. Guess which one of her hits she references? {Facebook} Rihanna's undercut was voted the worst hair trend of the past 13 years. See who else made the (unfortunate) cut. {Grazia} "Born March of '86..." Lady Gaga is celebrating her 27th birthday with a Mad Hatter-themed tea party, staving off liquor as she's still on painkillers post-hip surgery. {The Sun} Tommy Hilfiger's limited edition surfboards will be hitting the shores in May! Prepared to be swept away. {Vogue}

Jessica Simpson served as maid of honor this weekend for her former assistant, looking chic in a black gown that revealed her baby bump. {US Weekly} You could be seeing a lot more of Pippa Middleton (and her fabulous bum): Rumors are swirling that the Today Show is courting Kate's sister to be a correspondent, with a hefty six figure lure. {Jezebel} American Apparel is not too pleased about the recent ASA ban of one of their ads, reporting that the "sexualized child" in the banned ad was actually 23 years old when the photo was taken. {WWD}

Kate Middleton can now add a new title to her already-distinguished name: The Duchess of Campbridge has been voted Britain's most naturally beautiful woman. {In Style UK} Marion Cotillard continues her world tour as the face of Lady Dior. Next stop: The Hamptons! After having starred in campaigns shot in Paris, New York, Shanghai, London and Los Angeles, the actress was lensed by Jean-Baptiste Mondino on the beach in the Hamptons for Lady Dior's latest campaign. {WWD} Forever 21 is in legal trouble again--though this time it's not for violating intellectual property rights. The US Department of Labor has served the fast fashion retailer with a subpoena, after they failed to turn over pertinent documents concerning the labor practices of their apparel contractors and manufacturers. The documents were originally requested because investigators found some goods were being manufactured in "sweatshop-like conditions." {WWD}

There are few things in pop culture that capture attention quite like a celebrity wedding.

No butts buts about it, Pippa Middleton's not playing dumb regarding what brought the 29-year-old universal fame that fateful day last April.

See how Michelle Obama's and Ann Romney's wardrobes differ--and what they say about their respective husband's philosophies. Romney's Oscar de la Renta apparently telegraphed "aspirational individualism" while Obama's more accessible Tracy Reese telegraphed "inspirational collectivism." Hm. {HuffPo} Hamish Bowles tells the Cut that the new Vogue documentary will be about the unsung heroes of fashion, the editors and photographers. {the Cut} Kim Kardashian is trying to start a beauty brand and is talking about the economy on CNBC. {Buzzfeed}

When a source emailed me this weekend to ask if I knew what shows Pippa Middleton would be attending New York fashion week my reaction was something