Prince Pierre Casiraghi

Regarding Vogue's new model guidelines, Cindy Crawford feels that the fashion industry is "in the consumers' hands-- If you don't like what you see, don't buy it." {Jezebel} Following that random bar brawl in February, Pierre Casiraghi, who, you know, is a Prince and all, went on disability for a month--for chin scratches. {NY Mag} Philip Lim thinks Kate Middleton has "a body of death"... which is a good thing, apparently! {Grazia} Poor, poor Mrs. Zuckerberg: Experts estimate that the Facebook founder gave his new bride a ruby ring worth only $25,000. We're sure she's crying into her piles of money right now...{NY Post}

We're still trying to wrap our heads around this one: Some kind of brawl involving 'eff yous,' fisticuffs, big time models (former Victoria's secret model Jessica Hart, Natasha Poly, and Anja Rubik), royalty (Monaco Prince Pierre Casiraghi) and other assorted fancy rich people (shipping heir and Paris Hilton ex Stavros Niarchos and Vladimir Restoin Roitfeld) broke out early Saturday morning outside NYC club Double Seven, the New York Post is reporting. Here's what went down, according to the tab: