In so many ways, #cockinasock is awesome. Inspiring conversation about testicular cancer? Terrific! Objectifying the male form for once in a blue moon? Why not. Increasing the market for penis warmers? I'm all for it. However, there is one aspect of #cockinasock that I can't help but notice in a very BIG way: It's the rampant pubic hair! And more importantly, the fact that no one is talking about it.
We're talking full-on Demi Moore in the '80s bush.
Forget organic produce and the Tracy Anderson method, we're beginning to think Gywneth Patrow's favorite topic of conversation is her pubic hair.