semen

So yesterday the New York Post ran this story, "Red Carpet Lending Nightmares," detailing the distressed condition designer gowns are returned in after they've been worn by a celebrity on the red carpet. The most salacious story? An anonymous PR told the tab that Lady Gaga returned a Mugler gown with what looked like a semen stain on it. "It was so disgusting," she said. "I couldn't even tell you.” After polling various PRs who lend out designer dresses to celebrities on the regular, we're not at all surprised by this story.