Shit Karl Says

We get it. Karl Lagerfeld says insane things in interviews all the time. But! This one is different. In the inaugural issue of Fairchild's new quarterly men's magazine, M, the theme of which is "ambition," Lagerfeld answers questions geared towards a male audience that might not coo over every Choupette anecdote. From his grooming rituals to the origins of his now 35-year-old ponytail, click through for the most fascinating things we learned about the man, the myth, the legend, Kaiser Karl.