streaker

It was the penis seen 'round the fashion world. Just following the finale of Saturday's Dolce & Gabbana menswear show, an unidentified streaker took to the runway and, well, ran, cheering--until security escorted him and his family jewels away from the crowd whose virgin eyes had most surely never seen male genitalia prior to that sordid incident. Unidentified... until now.

As if Dolce & Gabbana designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana didn't have enough to worry about, what with being sentenced to jail time for tax evasion last week, a streaker crashed their spring 2014 menswear show over the weekend.