We just received a press release confirming the attendance of one very important reality TV star at a show this week: the incomparable Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi. It was only a matter of time before the Jersey Shore star (and budding accessories designer) made her New York Fashion Week debut; we're sure she'll do it with the utmost style and class. She's attending the bebe BLACK Fashion Show on Monday, which is part of the STYLE360 semi-annual New York Fashion Week Showcase at the Metropolitan Pavilion. Also a part of that showcase: Abbey Dawn by Avril Lavigne. Surprised? Neither were we. Confirmed "celebrities" there include Kylie Jenner, who, as we previously reported, will walk the show; as well as Kendall Jenner, Brody Jenner and, inexplicably, The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice. Maybe her daugher Gia is walking in the show, too?
It's debatable whether or not Linsday Lohan's boobs are actually fake. But if they are indeed artificial, our sister site Above The Law suggests that breast implants are a catalyst to worse behavior. Specifically drug and alcohol abuse. They offer up other fake-boobed boozers as evidence, including Miss USA 2009 Carrie Prejean, Teresa Giudice, and the ultimate implantee-gone-bad, Tara Reid. Could Kate Hudson be next?!