Want to see Kate Upton riding a horse while topless? Here ya go! Oh--you were expecting nipples? Sorry, not happening.

I'm a sucker for a good headline. This is as good as it gets. Thanks, TMZ.

The latest, and one can only hope last, news about the now-notorious Botox mom is that--gasp!--it was all a hoax for money. Or was it? Sheena Upton, which is allegedly her real name, claims in a sworn declaration that The Sun paid her $200 to pretend that she injected her daughter with Botox for a story. In a TMZ video, “Sheena” said that she was doing an acting job and that she was “pushed into it.” “Honestly, I don’t even know what Botox is,” she says. She also claimed her daughter was never in pageants. Good Morning America, which had the duo on the show this week, is obviously annoyed that they were duped, so did some investigations of their own.

This morning, the following pitch landed in the inbox of at least one reputable Manhattan PR agency: To whom this may concern, I am the designer of a

Whitney Port was sued in Los Angeles on Friday. Whitney, who started out as a reluctant, "I'm-just-an-intern" co-star on The Hills before moving to N