Well, it’s another day of talking about inappropriate beauty and fashion for little girls who should be worrying about how to read and whether or not they can tie their shoes. (Speaking of shoes, Suri Cruise--who is five--reportedly owns $150,000 worth, including custom made Louboutins. She’s also been snapped carrying tiny versions of bags by Ferragamo and Dolce & Gabbana.) Then there’s Botox Mom, who thankfully didn’t give her daughter Botox, and now Human Barbie mom, who gave her seven-year-old daughter a voucher for breast implants. (Fingers crossed that one’s a hoax, too.) And let’s not forget makeup and Skechers for eight-year-olds. There’s something slightly creepy and disconcerting about tiny girls doing grown-up things, and we’re hearing more and more about it lately.